Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that yours truly has crossed over from moderately respected internet star/unhaver of consensual sex to moderately respected internet star who gets to interview hot women wearing shiny bikinis and gets paid to write about it on the internet/unhaver of consensual sex.
By now, you should have seen the Angelica Panganiban GSM calendar pics. If you haven’t here they are:
Hot yeah? But have you seen this?
I had intended to convince a yummy specimen of the fairer sex to take off her top and allow me to take her photo and get her permission to feature it here on the site. How did I expect to do this? Well, the plan was for me to offer them 500 pesos right off the bat just for taking off her top. If she would allow me to photograph her and let me post it here on TMB, she would then qualify for a chance to win a 10,000 peso shopping spree.
The lovely female participant would not be required to show us her glorious tatas or anything. She would have had the option to be as daring or as safe as she wanted to be. Simply put, I just wanted to photograph her with her top off. The catch though is that the winner of the shopping spree would be decided by an online poll. This would mean that the more daring the supposed participant was, the better her chances of winning.
Now, what’s the word that I’m looking for? Oh yeah—Distraction! Ladies who wear almost next to nothing (or barely leave anything to the imagination) have no consideration and should never be left walking around the street or in the office. For crying out loud, if you’re dressed in an outfit like that, could you please stay away from men who have a very short attention span and could barely concentrate on his work? Honestly, I think it’s a crime for me not to look though.
Researchers in the area of sexual health hold breastfeeding responsible as to why boys tend to get attracted to boobies as they grow up. Although female babies underwent breastfeeding as well, you may wonder why they aren’t ogling at other women’s boobies when walking down the street. Sociobiologists explain that the men’s attraction to the female breast goes all the way back to when our male ancestors favored women who can provide nourishment and sustenance to their young. Food was not readily obtainable back then, thus chances of survival were very little. Ergo, big-bosomed cavewomen who can give out more milk for their children were highly sought after. Same thing was traced regarding women with full-size buttocks. Primitive chicks who have well-developed hips are believed to be able to bear as many offsprings as the alpha dude would prefer to have.
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Things you probably didn’t know about Michelle Rodriguez (inspired by this site):
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